Seriously...
Is this the biggest moving van you've ever seen!!??? At least I don't have to have a trailer hooked to the back that is dragging my car...oh wait...yes I do. Well, at least I got a good night sleep last night to prepare for today...oh wait...Jesus decided to wake me up at 4:10 a.m. and tell me what I was going to share about the Stirring when I preach there the first time. At least he let me fall back asleep 4 minutes before my daughter got up! Awesome. Jesus does live in the Middle East because he's always up and wants to talk when I'm sleeping. It's cool Jesus...at least you have Verizon so we don't have to pay for long distance.
Can you tell I'm sleepy?