I'm goin' for it

I'm riding my bike today.
I know by the time I get to work it will feel like I've smoked at least a pack of camels (not lights)
There's still smoke everywhere but I think I'll survive.
If you see me laying on the side of the road be a good Samaritan and put me on your donkey and pay for my medical bills and a couple nights at a hotel. Preferably something in the Super 8 range...those are classy!