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Im wondering if perhaps a few "thundereggs" would have helped. See, now that you're not supposed to do coke and crack as a truck driver, or sandwich artist, we professional drivers had to find a legal way to stay awake. Well, they have the "Mega vitamin" packs that promote "wakefullness" but they really affect the...well..umm...how does one say this? They make you gassy...never a good thing in an enclosed vehicle. Coffee only does so much. But thundereggs...chocolate covered espresso beans..mmmmhmmm. From Peetes coffee...Especially the Irish coffee ones. Those'll get you a dui test if you're pulled over with that on your breath. However, I know the thundereggs work. Ask my wife, Traci. Actually, ask her how many miles you can drive with two 24 oz. rockstars and a 2oz. bag of thundereggs...Lol...fun fun fun
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did he eat all 1 pound of that pure pacific gold, thats the question
Im wondering if perhaps a few "thundereggs" would have helped. See, now that you're not supposed to do coke and crack as a truck driver, or sandwich artist, we professional drivers had to find a legal way to stay awake. Well, they have the "Mega vitamin" packs that promote "wakefullness" but they really affect the...well..umm...how does one say this? They make you gassy...never a good thing in an enclosed vehicle. Coffee only does so much. But thundereggs...chocolate covered espresso beans..mmmmhmmm. From Peetes coffee...Especially the Irish coffee ones. Those'll get you a dui test if you're pulled over with that on your breath. However, I know the thundereggs work. Ask my wife, Traci. Actually, ask her how many miles you can drive with two 24 oz. rockstars and a 2oz. bag of thundereggs...Lol...fun fun fun
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