Worst names for festivals you've played

Alright all you retired rockstars out there. I was thinking about some of the terrible names for festivals I've played in the past. Here's my two favorites:
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Jam for the Lamb
Seriously...who in their right minds thought that was a good idea. Did that have to run through a committee of dudes that sat around and said...yeah...that's awesome....let's go with Jam for the Lamb. Sounds like something Hulk Hogan would come up with on a hopped up steroid binge. Can anyone beat that?