Alyssa spilled the beans

I found out what I'm getting for Christmas.
Not only can you get it at Walmart...but I hear it smells like a BBQ stain on a white t-shirt.
Is there really anyone in the world that would look at this ad and go out and purchase this stuff.
I apologize if you're wearin' some McGraw right now...smellin' like rose petals and cow patties!