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Getting too serious...
Chuck Norris has a unique gift to bring balance to a blog when it gets too serious.
Go check out the facts here...good times.
Which one's your favorite?
Here's mine: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist!
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You need to get the Chuck Norris widget for Mac...there are 2 of them and they are life enlightening!!!
Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong were having a testicle counting contest...Chuck won by 5
mike huckabee is hiding behind his beard!
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
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